I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
– Unknown –
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.
How can you analyse what is funny? What’s funny to one isn’t funny to another…
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where
Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don’t have a sense of humor it just
I remember straightening my hair because I wanted to be like everybody else, and
I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning.
By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop
I’d rather proliferate funny little rumors than not.
Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn’t offend somebody it’s
I have a crush on Steve Tyler. He’s funny, he rocks, and has a voice like a god.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who
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